Newsletter Sturff.

So, sometimes, I write for my ward's newsletter. Cause I'm a G.

Here's what I wrote for tomorrow:

"The Best Place in the World (and no- it isn’t your mission)

I was going to write something snarky about winter. But winter is dumb and who wants to read about something really dumb. No one. That’s who.

Instead, I’m going to talk about my roommates. Because my roommates are awesome and you know who wants to read about them? You do. That’s who.

And if you don’t want to read about my roommates, well you can just trot over to the Spiritual Thought section. Which will remind you of Jesus and how much Jesus loves my roommates. Like I was saying…

My roommates live in XXXX. Which is convenient because that’s where I live. And here they are:

A. Poli Sci major and dancing machine. She is always in a cardigan and always really nerdy. Always. Which helps make her fantastic.

C. Red-headed English major. She likes jumping off bridges and wrestling with M. Meows. Called many things. But mostly they call her Marvelous C.

K. Bootylicious broadcasting major. Likes penguins. She is also a neat freak. Which is good cause it keeps our apt. clean. She’s wonderful like that.

M. Challenge her to a basketball game. You will lose. Likes to pick on the small ones and read history stuff. M is just splendid.

S. aka “Little Bit,” even though K is technically smaller. She works at the BYU gym thingy place. She likes to text. But once you get her talking she is snarky and that’s just superb.

And then there’s me, E.

Yes, that’s all you’re getting on me. Suckas.

So. We play Monster Pong. We wrestle (actually, just C and M). We play Quarters (also with Monster). Our Quote Board would make a sailor blush—but only cause he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe. We probably won’t come visit you, but you should come visit us. And you know you need to come watch Criminal Minds with us before you die (M-F, 9-11). Because we rock. Hardcore."

You wish you were in my ward so you could read this and see the awesome pictures that go with it. Yeah.