Things I believe

I totally believe that it's not butter.

If there is snow outside, there should be carbs and hot chocolate in my belly.

I believe in good coats and cheap t-shirts.

Colgate and/or Crest need to make a cavity prevention toothpaste that also whitens teeth.

Shaving is pointless in the winter.

Vampire Diaries is the crack-y-est show on television.

It is possible (and totally ok) to be a Star Trek fan and a Star Wars fan.

Saturday mornings are not for working.

Eating toast in bed is ok if you're celibate.

You cannot go wrong with a period drama.

If something doesn't teach how to better love yourself, other people, or God, then it really isn't worth knowing or doing.

If it's flannel, it's plaid and it's pants- they are pajamas. No ifs, ands, or buts.

UNICORNS ARE THE BEST.


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