An object at rest will remain at rest.
An object in motion will remain in motion.
I'm a victim of Newton's first.
I haven't done hardly anything.
Save me from the laws of physics.
On the bright side, I made biscotti.
I'm bringing some to work.
And to my Professor's office hours.
Just to remind everybody of how much they love me.
If anyone has more leftovers than they know what to with--
Bring them to me, I know what to do with them.
But now, I'm going to finish dipping my biscotti.
Semi Sweet Chocolate and Butterscotch.
And then I'm going to go read my books.
And type my papers.
Watch me defy the laws of physics.
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